Entry 81: February 25th 2023

Good Evening folks, thank you for joining us at the Longest Text Ever live at 10:30pm. Today we will be bringing you very important news coming straight from the "who asked" district of the Potato City. Now, onto the news with our reporter Knockton. Thank you Kowalski, and Good Evening to you all. First off, we have some news regarding the latest CSS disturbance. It would seem that whilst this developer was working on their website, they wanted to introduce a third column to their main page. But that is when the unthinkable happened, what the developer would write in CSS for that column, would not actually take place. It would only inherit the default style that the other columns also use. He later discovered that this was a problem with their Apache web server. They came to that conclusion by openeing the HTML file by it's self directly in their FireFox Browser instead of opening it through the local server IP. When they did so, the style that they have been coding had been implemented, which was not the case with their server version of the website. The most intriguing part of this discovery is that the developer was viewing the EXACT same file in both cases. That is all the information we have on that story for now. They say they have not had a chance to reboot their computer/server yet. We will update you next time and let you know if turning it OFF and ON again fixed the issue. Now onto the next story we have for you this Evening. This story is about a local young student who has been studying for their Maths exam they will be undergoing late next Month. They say that they have spent a total of Six and a Half hours studying over the past 3 days. This just goes to show you how much this generation is willing to work to succeed in their studies. The reason they wanted to speak out about this is because they says this is MORE than the ordinary amount of hours they would spend doing Maths in class during a school week. This student says they have already studied a total of 4 chapters so far, and they plan to continue on this path up until some time next week. They will then proceed to train themselves on exams from previous years. We will get back to you when they have accomplished their objective or when they innevitably get burned out. Thank you for listening in on this News Segment. Now onto the Weather Report with Ollie. I greatly appreciate this kind gesture Knockton as to allow me to vibrate my vocal chords into this audio perception device to inform the people about the current local meteorology events. IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS! THERE'S A SHIT TON OF RAIN AND SOMEONE KEEPS BLOWING ON IT, PUSHING IT TO THE SIDE! THEY MUST BE A SAXOPHONE PLAYER! Hooh, I guess I should have brought a second bird suit HAHHAHAHAA... That was Ollie with the Weather Report. Back to the News with Knockton. For our next story, we have a local teenager who has found a box full of Pokemon Carts that a childhood crush had given them on their birthday. After many years, this teenager has come across a box of Pokemon cards that they had almost completly forgotten about. There are an estimate of over 500 pokemon cards in this box. They have not counter to be sure, but visually, we can make that assumption. They say that the cards were given to them back in 2014 when trading and battling Pokemon Cards were popular amongst elementary school students. So when this student's Birthday eventually rolled by, their childhood crush gifted them roughly 400 Pokemon Cards ranging from the early 2000s to the late 2010s. This was a large addition to the collection they had at the time, which brings us to now. They had recently rediscovered the box where they kept all of these Pokemon Cards. Here is the final statement they had to say about the matter "I find it quite Nostalgic to look through these cards once again. I never put any true value into the cards, as everyboy was just trading almost willy nilly. I will for sure look through all of these some day soon though. After all these years I have lost contact with the person who gave these to me. It was before everybody had their own phones and Social Media. So I will keep these Cards in memory of them, and the great time we all had in 2014". What a lovely story that was. I sure wish I had little items like that to remind myself of what it was like in Elementary School. I'm sure we all wish that sometimes. Wow thank you for that touching story Knockton, it was wonderful. We are now back at the main station for our 11pm segment... Unfortunately we can not continue the News Report these evening. I'm getting word that someone thought Fiber Optics were edible. We will cover that story when we eventually come back from the Internet Outage. We're still live? Wow that's surprising, I would have expected us to go out a lot sooner tha-

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