Hey there everybody, it's the next day. I completely forgot about adding more to this yesterday. Or I just didn't have time (so read the previous entry first). I'm too tired to remember. Anyway, yayy, winter holidays is now begun. And I will be studying my maths and computer science for the mock exams when we back. It is dumb. Not super fun holidays then. I'm sick af now. Well maybe not sick (it's not the rona, I tested). But I'm just so done right now haha. My lower back hurts a shit ton. My eyes hurt when I look somewhere other than straight infront of me. And then I just feel like shit in general. I got to hope that I feel better for my friend's birthday tomorrow. Otherwise, shit. Since I want to be there, logically. So I must sleep today. I also must cook today. Nothing is going well lmao. I'll cook, then shower, then sleep. Hopefully. Another thing I have to work on during the holidays, is that Computer Science project. Yeah, the weather thing. How cool. Well not that it is not cool. I love it. Just, doing coefficients is a pain from what I have noticed so far. Then again, I am missing a bit of the data that is needed for me to do my part. But yea, rating a city based on national averages of data vs the city's average data. I think we will be doing data in the past 5 days. But I'm not sure. Like I said, it's not all done yet. Yeah, so I must work on that during the holidays. Probably when I am seeing my family in the other country. The country I come from. It's going to be the first time I am there for christmas in 11 years. Pretty cool. I also have got to buy my dad's birthday/christmas preasent. His siblings are sending me money so I can get something here for him. Because we can't bring just anything over the plane for free you know? Money is a thing, for some reason. COMMUNISM IS THE SOLUTION!!! Heh. Nah. Yeah my back is killing me sitting in this chair. I must lie down. But I also must write a bit more. What to do, what to do. I started reading this comic online. It's like one of those thick 300 page comics. I want to buy the physical copie. But there are issues. There are around 7 volumes I think, but that is not the point. The point is, the first volume, takes forever to arrive. And the second volume, IS 80 FUCKING QUID!!! LIKE WHAT? Volume 1: 40, Volume 2: 80, Volume 3: 24, Volume 4: 29 (and so on, average around 25). Yeah, so that is WEIIIRD! Does it mean that most people just like the first 2 books and don't really read the rest? Seems odd for someone to do that. There must be some sort of explanation. I will find it some day. Anyway, I only have 3 chapters left of volume 2. So then I start volume 3, and I will probably start buying the physical copies from that point. I will get the first 2 volumes at some point, I don't know when. Maybe when I find it somewhere where I don't need to order it, like an actual book shop. Since I want it in my native language, so it's kind of complicated to get the right language easily when you are in a country that is not your language. Like if I ordered it in the language of the country I am in, all volumes are around 25 quid, and arrive withing a week. Amazon be like that. Speaking of amazon. I noticed that is says on the item pages "Order will arrive before christmas" in green and "Order will arrive after christmas" in red. It's a cool touch. I never noticed it before. Is it new? I don't know. I don't shop on Amazon frequently. And not usually around christmas. I don't really care what gifts I get haha. I have reached the age where it makes no difference to me if I get a gift from someone or not. Since it is the holidays, I will update the archive at some point. Not sure when exactly, but probably before I got to that other country. So during next week or this weekend. Not tomorrow I don't think, since I got that birthday party remember? Yeah of course you do, you read the whole entry... RIGHT? right. LEFT! Right. IIIICE CREEEEAM!!! DON'T SAY GOODBYYYYEE, DON'T SAY GOODYYYYYYEYYY DON'T SAY GOODBYEE! *headbanging intensifies*. I wonder if I should replace the readme to my github with just the text. If ever I decide to make the repository public. The thing with making the repository public though. I'm only thinking of this now, is that other people will be able to fork it and request commites and stuff. Which would make this text just plastered everywhere. Which is cool, but people won't know where it originates from if they don't know how github works. So I think I won't make the repo public after all. Or at least not yet. Give it a little while. I might change my mind after all. I might continue this LTE up until the text document reaches 1MB. It's around 294KB now. So that would be pretty cool. I'll set that my goal. Even though that is a very very far away goal. Since so far, I have only written just under 1 third of that. And I would have to keep writing consistently like I am now to reach the goal in a reasonable amount of time. I guess time will tell if I decide to go that far. Time will tell. Just, don't lose time's phone number, otherwise it won't be able to tell you when the time comes. Ok thanks for keeping that in mind. Now, back to the stage of staged events. It's when there is a stage, and on this stage, there are events that are staged to be staged. It's quite a complicated Play, but it is what it is. You must watch it. Make your brain do some backflips "DO A FLIP!!". Or you could make it do some front flips. I don't really care. As long as it does some sort of filp. Like flip out. Heh, you're brain is going to flip out when it sees this play. Amazing expression. That should be put in the dicionary. Woooow, I just saw a block of text in the LTE that looks like a head. Like with the spaces of the words, it forms the outlines of the head. It's quite interesting. You probably won't see it though. Since I am write this in my text document not in full screen. Also the font size of the website will change it too haha. ANYWHOO! It's quarter to 7. I should start the cooking soon. But my back hurts so much. Didn't I say I was going to lay down or sleep? Oh no, I just said I would do that after cooking and shower. I guess my fate is decided then. Quadrapalegic death by cooking. No idea if I spelt that right. But you know exactly what I am trying to say don't you? Yeah, stop pretending. You know. You have always known, NOW TELL ME THE SECRET FORMULA SPONGE BOB!!!! WHERE IS IT???? IN THIS FRENCH CHEESE'S SWISS CHEESE MEAT BALL YOU CALL A BRAIN? Yeah, that's what I thought. You have no idea what I am talking about. I was just making sure though, you know, just to be safe. You can never been too safe. Except when you are a safe. When you are a safe yo would have stuff inside of you that you have to keep safe, in my case, it's two big giant meaty beans. And this weird pumping thing. For you, It's probably just potatoes. You have potatoes in you. Don't believe me? Why don't you check for yourself... NO DON'T DO THAT, DO NOT HURT YOU'RE POTATO SKIN! Ok, just, why so serious? Hah, Joker. Hello Joker, if you are reading this. You know who you are. Anyway, so, which tangent was I on again? Shit, I don't know anymore. Mmmm ok, I am going to go and cook now. I will return soon. If I don't die that is. I have returned from cooking and eating the cooking results. And from what you can see, I did not die. Mission failed. But, I ate good food so mission success. LETSGO *finger guns on head*. I still feel like shit though. Eyes, head and everything. I guess it is what it is. So I am back in my room. Writing here at my desk to the Longest Text Ever. What interesting things are being spoken of? Who knows. The only way to find out is to read. But the things are not actually very interesting. They are very confusing and random and interesting. So not just interesting. They is everything. All the adjectives! IT IS RED! IT IS BLUE! IT IS BIIIIIG! That's what she said. HAH, GOTEM! My brother is rewarching the office, I appologize for that. Things just get jammed into the head of mine. Soon nothing else will fit. What? You want to put the behavior of light and atoms in my head? Not today physics teacher, My brain is allll full heh. I should clear some storage. It would be a good idea to clear my regrets and embarassment and stuff, but that is write locked, so I can't do anything with that. Damn administrator. LET ME USE MY BRAIN! no. If ever you need a good excuse to why you are somewhere you shouldn't be, or that is suspicious. Just play the Jahova's whitness card. "Why are you in my driveway" "I have come to speak to you about our lord and savior Lucifer".. I don't know, I'm not religious. Mmm, I should stop making fun of things. Like religion. It's not that I dislike people who do religion or anything, each to their own. It's just funny sometimes. ANYWAY! I said anyway again. Woow, I say it a lot don't I? Yeah. The LTE hub was updated. Still no new LTEs crawling up from the woodworks. I should maybe go searching for some. The hard part is finding them. Because of keywords and stuff when you are looking up. I can't just search up "LTE" since it only gives me some phone services. So I have to try "Longest Text Ever" But that almost only gives me results for r/copypasta and mckenzie's site. And some other diverse results. I did find another LTE a couple of months ago, but I Forgot where I found it, so I can't find it agian. Which is sad and unfortunate. Same thing right? Sad and unfortunate. No not really. Sad expresses an emotion of sadness (yes very clear definition) and unfortunate expresses the face of not being fortunate. So something not going the way it was supposed to to have a positive result. Or just being let down by something haha. Or someone. OR a cow. Cows, yes that make sense. Did you know that cows are naturally curious? Yeah it's pretty cool. I remember seeing videoes of people playing music for them in front of the field, and they all came over to listen. Or if you just shout "MOOOOOOO" to them, they come over all like "yo yo what's up my homie.. wait you kinda look funny, I'll sit and watch you lmao". 20 char till 300k.321 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 300 THOUSAND CHARACTER LTE!!! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE (according to the rules of LTE, then you got books lmao). I shared the project website with some of my friends. They are like "wow you should do guiness book of world records" and I'm like, no? 1. it costs like 10 grand. And 2, this is not that kind of feit that deserves to be in the guiness book of world records. I'm just writing text to some random website at some random corner of the internet. Yes, that is me. The potato person known as knockton. Anyway, that was interesting Wasn't it? More characters to go. I'm not 33.33% on the way to the objective I stated earlier in this entry. Anyway, I have been rambling a little bit too much. I have eaten, I have cooked, what is next? Can you remember? That's right, it's shower time. See you next time. It is next time. It is 10pm. It is time for me to try and sleep. Lets go for 12 hours guys, or 11 hours. My alarm is set for 10am. So depending on when I actually fall asleep. ANYWAY, thank you for dropping by for a read today all my potato friends. Thank you for reading through my terribly structured english sentences. Thank you for being here when I broke the 300k character mark. And thank you for, uhhh... yeah I got nothing. Just, don't forget to be your own ordinary potato self while I am gone until tomorrow.